Half Man Half Burger Head Chef / Magician Sam, has created this burger especially for you Get Hastings readers. The crew down at HMHB have dug deep into their box of puns to present to you… The Cheezus of Nazareth with dipping gravy and mushroom ketchup.

Vinyl records are cumbersome. They’re delicate and are susceptible to warping in the heat. They can be annoying to flip over. But they’re also perhaps the only piece of media technology that has remained unchanged in 75 years, when the first mass-produced 33rpm disc was manufactured for Columbia Records in 1948.